Posts Tagged ‘Small jokes’

Women and Hurricanes

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

Twenty six year olds

- What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds?

Better Sleep!!!

An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.” Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What [...]

Q/A quick jokes

In my day I have found alot of very funny Q/A oneliners, here are just a few. Some of these may be extremely offensive, so please, do not take them seriously, this is all just humor. Q.How do you stop 20 black guys from fighting? A.Throw them a basketball

I’m getting married

Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.

Miss Right

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

Two kiddos chat..

Two kiddos chat..

-Where did you born? -At the hospital!

Father to son..

-My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor.

Make a child eat!

Dad tries to persuade his son to eat the egg he has prepared for him: – “Eat your egg my child to become as big as daddy!” – “I do not want,” says the little one.

Girlie talk..

Girlie talk..

-I really don’t know girl, but I don’t believe in love at first sight! -Why?

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