LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH A teacher asks her class, ‘If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?’
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Negatives
Posted by viki on November 3rd, 2011
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.
Birds and the Bees
Posted by viki on October 29th, 2011
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later, the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.
Arithmetics
Posted by viki on October 29th, 2011
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , “If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?”
Big Mouth
Posted by papakos on March 11th, 2011
Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Nina is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I [...]
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No Comments »Lost tense!
Posted by Miss Eve on March 5th, 2011
Posted in Small jokes Tags: funny jokes, funny kid, humor, School jokes, Small jokes, Students jokes, teacher joke No Comments »Daughter Worries!
Posted by CatherineDee on March 2nd, 2011
A father went to take his daughter from school. While waiting, he heard her talking with a classmate of hers; -I worry so much..! My dad works 16 hours a day so he can build a dream house for when I grow up. My mom spends her days cooking for me, making deserts and tiding [...]
Posted in Kids jokes, School jokes Tags: classmate, cooking, daughter, deserts, Escape, Father, fun, Kids jokes, School jokes, Small jokes, worries No Comments »Fatherhood Issues!
Posted by CatherineDee on March 2nd, 2011
Two fathers chat outside school in the morning; -Bill, have you solved your son’s math problems? -Yes, man, I did. Why? -Can you quickly give them to me, so I can copy them..?
Bob and the Bomb!!
Posted by CatherineDee on March 1st, 2011
One day, Bob came home from school very happy and that got his mother suspicious; -What’s the matter Bob? How come you’re that happy? -You can’t even imagine..! Today at school, I planted a bomb
Posted in Kids jokes, School jokes, Small jokes Tags: Bob, Bomb, Kids jokes, mother, School jokes, Small jokes No Comments »Arithmetic Lessons..!
Posted by CatherineDee on February 25th, 2011
The teacher said to the children: -In a paddock, there were twelve sheep. Six of them got out by jumping over the fence. How many sheep left behind? -None, little Jim say.
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