Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. While taking dictation one morning, she noticed that his fly was open. Upon leaving the room she said, “Mr. Jones, your barracks door is open.” He was puzzled by her remark, but later that day he noticed that his zipper was [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Miscallaneous jokes’
Sherllock wakes up deep into the night
Posted by admin on June 16th, 2010
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long and then, having gotten tired, unpacked and quickly retired. Holmes wakes up deep into the night, wakes Watson and says “Watson, do you see the bright stars and do you notice how clear the sky is? What can you deduce from it?”
Confession
Posted by admin on May 29th, 2010
A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, widower, with 11 grandchildren. Last night I met two beautiful flight attendants. They took me home and I made love to both of them. Twice.” The priest says, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?”
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Tags: confession, Miscallaneous jokes, priest 
No Comments »Play your age
Posted by admin on May 26th, 2010
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in ‘Vegas. She’s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, “What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?” A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests, “I don’t know… why don’t you play your age?”
A grateful mother
Posted by admin on May 24th, 2010
An eminent doctor successfully attended a sick child. A few days later, the grateful mother called on the physician. After expressing her realization of the fact that his services had been of a sort that could not be fully paid for, she continued: “But I hope you will accept as a token from me this [...]
German air controllers at Frankfurt airport
Posted by admin on May 21st, 2010
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control [...]
Three kids were smoking
Posted by admin on May 18th, 2010
Three kids were smoking behind the shed. “My dad can blow smoke through his nose!” boasted the first.
Daily Mail article
Posted by admin on May 11th, 2010
One day Daily Mail has a article with title: “One in four cannot read” The next day one another newspaper writes: Nice to see a newspaper finally acknowledging their audience.
Posted in Miscallaneous jokes, Small jokes Tags: Daily Mail, Miscallaneous jokes, Small jokes No Comments »Robbed
Posted by admin on May 9th, 2010
One night, Murphy was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Murphy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Murphy put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.
Keeping your mouth shut
Posted by admin on May 8th, 2010
A woman who was beaten black and blue, went to the doctor. Doctor: What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp.”
