1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. There is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. 2. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. 3. In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth…and Chuck Norris. 4. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Unfortunately Chuck has never [...]
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0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Posted by admin on October 12th, 2011
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
Pigeons!
Posted by Miss Eve on March 14th, 2011
As someone died , Saint. Peter gave him a tour to the new place. While wandering he sees an old familiar guy who was accompanied by a very ugly woman. He asks Saint Peter: – But how does the man walks around with a woman like that when he spent his life with the most [...]
2 Blondes on a motorcycle!
Posted by Miss Eve on March 14th, 2011
Posted in Blonde jokes 
Tags: blonde, Blonde jokes, blondes, funny, funny joke, funny jokes, humor, Jokes, silly, Small jokes 
No Comments »Lenin in Heaven!
Posted by Miss Eve on March 14th, 2011
Lenin dies and goes to Saint Peter to tell him whether to go to hell or heaven. There was a big problem among the saints because the half of them wanted him to hell and the other half in Paradise. Then they asked God, who of course tells them to go to Hell.
Posted in Religion jokes Tags: funny, funny jokes, heaven, humor, Jokes, paradise jokes, Religion jokes No Comments »Lawyer’s new office!
Posted by Miss Eve on March 14th, 2011
A lawyer has just settled down in his new office. So now, he is thinking what he can do to have clients. After a long time thinking, a man comes into the office. Right away, the lawyer decides to make his new plan take action. So he picks up the phone and says: -‘’Unfortunately, Ms. [...]
Posted in Lawyer jokes Tags: funny, funny jokes, humor, joke, Jokes, lawyer, Lawyer jokes No Comments »The new baby
Posted by lazaros on March 7th, 2011
Τhe sequense!
Posted by Miss Eve on March 5th, 2011
Someone going to work sees a crowd of people walking. Looking at the beginning of course, he sees a coffin behind a gentleman with a little dog followed by the crowd. Approaching the owner and he asks him: – What happened here, man? – Pff, my mother-in-law died, he said.
Posted in Yo mama jokes Tags: Funny People, Gender jokes, humor, Jokes, mother-in-law jokes No Comments »An old man at the insurance company!
Posted by Miss Eve on March 3rd, 2011
A 97 year old man goes in the insurance and says to the insurer: – “Hello my son. I want to have a life insurance policy.” Perplexed by the old man, the insurer asks: – “Sorry for the indiscretion, but why do you want to make life insurance?” – “You know my son I will [...]
Men always see something nice on the mirror!
Posted by Miss Eve on March 2nd, 2011
A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror. She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband:
Posted in Men Vs Women Tags: funny jokes, Gender jokes, humor, husband, Jokes, Marriage jokes, Men Vs Women, Small jokes, wife No Comments »
