1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders 2. Instead of an hourglass icon you’d get an empty beer bottle 3. Occasionally you’d bring up a window that was covered with a heftybag 4. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of Ahh-ight or Naaaaa 5. Instead of ta-da the opening sound would be dueling [...]
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Best Chuck Norris Jokes
Posted by viki on December 5th, 2011
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. There is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. 2. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. 3. In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth…and Chuck Norris. 4. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Unfortunately Chuck has never [...]
Employee sport preferences
Posted by viki on December 5th, 2011
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America’s recreation preferences. 1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling.
12 Step Program Of Recovery For Web Addicts
Posted by viki on December 4th, 2011
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web. 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3) I will get dressed before noon.
Five reasons to believe computers are female
Posted by viki on November 20th, 2011
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. Even the smallest mistakes are committed to memory.
Language Jokes
Posted by viki on November 20th, 2011
The Truest Definition of Globalization
Posted by viki on November 19th, 2011
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Tragically, Princess Diana’s death. Question: Why? Answer:
The Balls of Sports
Posted by viki on November 18th, 2011
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
California Driver Exam
Posted by viki on November 12th, 2011
For those of you who are not “fortunate” enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California Driver’s Exam, and for those of you who do, study real hard. This is a new exam. Since driving conditions (and culture) are unique in Los Angeles, you may not have realized that the California [...]
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
Posted by viki on November 7th, 2011
5. You never have to watch reruns on television. 4. You are always meeting new people. 3. You don’t have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse. 2. You can hide your own Easter eggs. 1. Mysteries are always interesting.
