A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure, a rather attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed, she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of [...]
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The vasectomy experience
Posted by admin on November 15th, 2010
Posted in Doctor jokes, Political jokes 
Tags: Doctor jokes, funny jokes, obama, political jokes, vasectomy 
No Comments »Charity act
Posted by admin on November 14th, 2010
A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband called out “Perhaps you should hear how all this came about…” “I was driving home on the highway when I [...]
Blonde line painter
Posted by admin on October 16th, 2010
A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line down the middle of the road. He was skeptical about hiring her, but she appeared enthusiastic and told him that she really needed the job. He explained to her that her work day would be to complete 2 miles [...]
Hunting
Posted by admin on October 4th, 2010
A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “No one shoots [...]
Wrong email
Posted by admin on September 21st, 2010
A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly [...]
Posted in Miscallaneous jokes, Religion jokes Tags: funny jokes, Miscallaneous jokes, wrong email No Comments »Graduate student’s questions
Posted by admin on August 22nd, 2010
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?” What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask?
