A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” said the man. “Well, why do you need it so badly?” [...]
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The ballerina
Posted by axavasma on January 15th, 2011
One day this big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, ‘What man out there will buy a lady a drink?’ The whole bar goes dead silent [...]
Strange dreams
Posted by admin on November 17th, 2010
Three men go on a skiing trip. but when they get to the hotel they find out that the hotel have mucked up their rooms and they have to share one big bed.
Are you my dad?
Posted by admin on October 28th, 2010
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on the delivery table, legs up in the stirrups. Suddenly, he sees the top of a head push through. Then the baby pops its head out and says to the doctor, “Are you my dad?”. The doctor says, “No, I am your doctor!”. [...]
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Tags: baby jokes, Dirty jokes, Miscallaneous jokes 
No Comments »The difference
Posted by admin on October 21st, 2010
Posted in Dirty jokes, Gender jokes Tags: Dirty jokes, Gender jokes, man vs woman jokes No Comments »A horse and a rabbit
Posted by admin on October 21st, 2010
A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The rabbit runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found. He drives the farmer’s Mercedes [...]
Posted in Animal jokes, Dirty jokes Tags: animal jokes, Dirty jokes, horse jokes, moral stories jokes, rabbit jokes No Comments »Not for Sex Anymore
Posted by admin on October 8th, 2010
An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.”
Posted in Aging jokes, Dirty jokes Tags: age jokes, Aging jokes, Dirty jokes, sex jokes No Comments »Hunting
Posted by admin on October 4th, 2010
A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “No one shoots [...]
A pregnant woman and a light bulb
Posted by admin on August 21st, 2010
Sunday school lesson
Posted by admin on May 10th, 2010
Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the [...]
