Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love. The first woman said, “My husband is a psychologist, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that.”
Posts Tagged ‘Dirty jokes’
Simple Addition
Posted by viki on November 9th, 2011
The teacher asked little Johnny, “What’s two and two?”. He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said, “Four, teacher?”. She said, ” Yes, that’s right, but you counted on your fingers. Put your hands behind behind your back and tell me what’s three and three”.
Stolen Motor Bike
Posted by viki on November 9th, 2011
A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of muggers. They searched them and took the guys wallet, his watch and the motorbike but couldn’t find any jewelry from the girl.
Enter a Password
Posted by viki on November 9th, 2011
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, And at the appropriate point in the process. She told him that he would now need to enter a password, something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.
Nice Words!
Posted by viki on November 9th, 2011
One day, little Suzie was strolling around the house and just happened to pass by her sister’s room. She heard her sister say on the phone to her boy friend “Your such an as***!” and she hung up.
Sex with a Ghost
Posted by viki on November 7th, 2011
At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, “Who here has ever seen a ghost?” Most of the hands go up.
3 Honeymoon Nights
Posted by viki on November 5th, 2011
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home.
Playing at Las Vegas
Posted by admin on September 6th, 2011
After a long time two friends met, happy to see each other. One of them, chewing on something big, asked his friend how was he and what was new in his life. After the friend told his story, he asked the same question to the friend who was chewing something. – So, what’s up man? [...]
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Tags: casino jokes, Dirty jokes, gambling jokes, Miscallaneous jokes 
No Comments »Twenty six year olds
Posted by mcvk on August 2nd, 2011
Are you hurd?
Posted by admin on June 21st, 2011
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation.
