A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
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The Blonde Mortician
Posted by geopou on January 31st, 2012
ARTIFICIAL RAIN ! in Dubai
Posted by geopou on January 30th, 2012
Heaven and Hell
Posted by geopou on January 28th, 2012
John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends. One night, they both died in a terrible car accident.
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Why Women are the Luckier Sex!
Posted by geopou on January 27th, 2012
Why Women are the Luckier Sex!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
3. We never ejaculate prematurely.
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Doctor! Doctor! 30 small jokes
Posted by geopou on January 27th, 2012
Doctor: What seems to be your trouble?
Patient: When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour.
Doctor: Try getting up one hour later.
Doctor (to the patient): Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you
take it?
Patient: Yes, sir. But I did not drink it.
Doctor: Why?
Patient : (Pointing to the bottle) : Because it is written on the label:
Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.
Secret of Kissing
Posted by geopou on January 26th, 2012
Secret of Kissing
Great Breath – This is very important. Make sure you brush your teeth before going out on your date. There is nothing worse thankissing someone with bad breath. If your date consists of having something to eat before the actual kiss, make sure you have a mint on hand to take right after you finish eating. Don’t take the mint just before the kiss or chew on gum. You don’t want to have something in your mouth when you kiss. Moist Lips – You want your lips to be slightly moist when you kiss. Run your tongue over your lips once before you kiss. Don’t wear lip gloss because that tends to make the kiss too gooey.
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SERMON ON SUNDAY
Posted by geopou on January 26th, 2012
I was asked to preach in church during a Sunday Service …
My sermon was as follows:
Dear Brothers and Sisters !!!!!
Today I want to talk about a Piece of MEAT.
THAT Piece of MEAT !!!!!!
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