Is It Male of Fmae?
SWISS ARMY KNIFE — male, because even though it appears
Useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just
Opening bottles.
KIDNEYS — female, because they always go to the bathroom in
Pairs.
TIRE — male, because it goes bald and is often over-inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON: male, because to get it to go anywhere,
You have to light a fire under it . . . And, of course, there’s the
Hot air part.
SPONGES — female, because they are soft and squeezable
And retain water.
WEB PAGE — female, because it is always getting hit on.
SHOE — male, because it is usually unpolished, with its
Tongue hanging out.
COPIER — female, because once turned off, it takes a while to
Warm up — because it is an effective reproductive device when
The right buttons are pushed — because it can wreak havoc when
The wrong buttons are pushed.
ZIPLOC BAGS — male, because they hold everything in,
But you can always see right through them.
SUBWAY — male, because it uses the same old lines to
Pick people up.
HAMMER — male, because it hasn’t evolved much over
The last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL — Definitely female, because it gives men
Pleasure; he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always
Know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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