The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
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Τhe sequense!
Posted by Miss Eve on March 5th, 2011
Someone going to work sees a crowd of people walking. Looking at the beginning of course, he sees a coffin behind a gentleman with a little dog followed by the crowd. Approaching the owner and he asks him: – What happened here, man? – Pff, my mother-in-law died, he said.
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Posted by papakos on February 7th, 2011
Yo mamma is so nasty, she puts salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh
Yo mama so dumb…
Posted by papakos on January 28th, 2011
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: “you have a new mail”. yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
Yo Mama so old
Posted by papakos on January 19th, 2011
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says ‘expired’ Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mama so fat….
Posted by papakos on January 15th, 2011
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil. Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the zoo, all the elephants said, “We are family, even if you’re bigger than us.” Yo mama so fat when I drove around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so poor #2
Posted by admin on May 18th, 2010
Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor
Posted by admin on May 17th, 2010
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
