Eleven year old’s environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution:
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Enviromental issue
Posted by rachouli on January 23rd, 2011
Posted in Kids jokes, Miscallaneous jokes, Small jokes 
Tags: dead, enviromental, pollution, sardines 
No Comments »Blood thieves
Posted by rachouli on January 19th, 2011
A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
Definition of a pessimist
Posted by Chrisaki on January 17th, 2011
What’s the definition of a pessimist? A pessimist is a well-informed optimist
Posted in Miscallaneous jokes, Small jokes Tags: british humor, british jokes, optimist, pessimist No Comments »Longest word in English language
Posted by rachouli on January 17th, 2011
What is the longest word in the English language?
In front of the mirror
Posted by axavasma on January 16th, 2011
Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? A: He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.
Alaska myself!
Posted by rachouli on January 16th, 2011
1st Eskimo: Where did your mother come from?
Flirting in traffic
Posted by axavasma on January 15th, 2011
TRAFFIC POLICEMAN: “Didn’t you hear my whistle, madam?”
Taking a walk
Posted by axavasma on January 15th, 2011
One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my baby daughter, chatting to her about the scenery. When a man and his dog approached, I leaned down to the carriage and said, “See the doggy?”
Don’t ask him
Posted by admin on October 9th, 2010
A wife asked her husband: ‘What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?’ He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ‘I like your sense of humor!
Posted in Marriage jokes, Small jokes Tags: husband jokes, Marriage jokes, Small jokes, wife jokes No Comments »A pregnant woman and a light bulb
Posted by admin on August 21st, 2010
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
