Archive for the ‘Small jokes’ Category

Air Pump

Air Pump

Women and Hurricanes

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

After a year

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

What’ s your name?

A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is Carmen.” “That’s a beautiful name,” he replied. “Is it a family name?”

Man-God crosstalk

The man: “God, how long is a million years?” God: “To me, it’s about a minute.” The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”

Q/A quick jokes

In my day I have found alot of very funny Q/A oneliners, here are just a few. Some of these may be extremely offensive, so please, do not take them seriously, this is all just humor. Q.How do you stop 20 black guys from fighting? A.Throw them a basketball

I’m getting married

Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.

Miss Right

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

Two kiddos chat..

Two kiddos chat..

-Where did you born? -At the hospital!

Father to son..

-My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor.

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