Air Pump
Archive for the ‘Small jokes’ Category
Women and Hurricanes
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
After a year
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’ s your name?
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is Carmen.” “That’s a beautiful name,” he replied. “Is it a family name?”
Man-God crosstalk
The man: “God, how long is a million years?” God: “To me, it’s about a minute.” The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
Q/A quick jokes
In my day I have found alot of very funny Q/A oneliners, here are just a few. Some of these may be extremely offensive, so please, do not take them seriously, this is all just humor. Q.How do you stop 20 black guys from fighting? A.Throw them a basketball
I’m getting married
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.
Miss Right
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Father to son..
-My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor.


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