Mr. Smith, the biology instructor at a Highschool, said during class, “Miss Jones, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions.”
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The Furious Teacher
Posted by euclediz on January 29th, 2011
The first grade teacher has a problem with little Tod, that keeps cursing and never pays the slightest attention to class.. – ‘What is your problem?’, she asks him furiously. – ‘I am too smart to be in the fist grade.’, Tod answers with an attitude. ‘My sister goes to third grade and I’m way [...]
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No Comments »The hints
Posted by axavasma on January 23rd, 2011
Dear Father, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
Knowledge pills
Posted by axavasma on January 23rd, 2011
A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.
Final exam
Posted by axavasma on January 21st, 2011
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family – but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!”
Posted in School jokes Tags: Dirty jokes, final exam, high school, School jokes, sexual exhaustion No Comments »Graduate student’s questions
Posted by admin on August 22nd, 2010
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?” What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask?
I can’t find it
Posted by admin on May 19th, 2010
Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So Billy raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course the teacher said yes, but asked Billy to [...]
Sunday school lesson
Posted by admin on May 10th, 2010
Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the [...]
