LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH A teacher asks her class, ‘If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?’
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Negatives
Posted by viki on November 3rd, 2011
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.
Birds and the Bees
Posted by viki on October 29th, 2011
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later, the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.
Arithmetics
Posted by viki on October 29th, 2011
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , “If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?”
Anything
Posted by papakos on March 11th, 2011
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam.” She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
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No Comments »Big Mouth
Posted by papakos on March 11th, 2011
Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Nina is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I [...]
Posted in Kids jokes, Marriage jokes, Men Vs Women, School jokes Tags: husband, Marriage jokes, Miscallaneous jokes, School jokes, wife No Comments »Daughter Worries!
Posted by CatherineDee on March 2nd, 2011
A father went to take his daughter from school. While waiting, he heard her talking with a classmate of hers; -I worry so much..! My dad works 16 hours a day so he can build a dream house for when I grow up. My mom spends her days cooking for me, making deserts and tiding [...]
Posted in Kids jokes, School jokes Tags: classmate, cooking, daughter, deserts, Escape, Father, fun, Kids jokes, School jokes, Small jokes, worries No Comments »Fatherhood Issues!
Posted by CatherineDee on March 2nd, 2011
Two fathers chat outside school in the morning; -Bill, have you solved your son’s math problems? -Yes, man, I did. Why? -Can you quickly give them to me, so I can copy them..?
Bob and the Bomb!!
Posted by CatherineDee on March 1st, 2011
One day, Bob came home from school very happy and that got his mother suspicious; -What’s the matter Bob? How come you’re that happy? -You can’t even imagine..! Today at school, I planted a bomb
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Posted by CatherineDee on February 25th, 2011
The teacher said to the children: -In a paddock, there were twelve sheep. Six of them got out by jumping over the fence. How many sheep left behind? -None, little Jim say.
Posted in Kids jokes, School jokes, Small jokes Tags: arithmetic, kid jokes, School jokes, sheep, Small jokes No Comments »
