Charlie was responsible for taking up the offerings at a local church. One Sunday, after the service, the priest counted the money and found there was less than anticipated, given the size of the congregation. He took Charlie aside and questioned him.
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Heaven and Hell
Posted by geopou on January 28th, 2012
John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends. One night, they both died in a terrible car accident.
A married Irishman went into the confessional
Posted by admin on January 17th, 2012
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’ The Irishman said, ‘Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.’ The priest said, ‘Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re [...]
The jewish beggar
Posted by viki on December 20th, 2011
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, “Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?” And the man said, “Where do get coffee for 3 cents?”
Three men go to heaven
Posted by viki on December 2nd, 2011
Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, “You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven.
The business man and the pope
Posted by viki on November 28th, 2011
During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord’s prayer from “give us this day our daily bread” to “give us this day our daily chicken.” and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined.
Pearly Gates
Posted by viki on November 21st, 2011
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?”
The 11th Commandment
Posted by viki on November 12th, 2011
During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton and Representative Condit had brought about the need for an eleventh commandment. They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that [...]
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth
Posted by viki on November 12th, 2011
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven. The angel said “Unfortunately, there’s only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted.”
Changes In Hell
Posted by viki on November 7th, 2011
An engineer died and was mistakenly sent to hell. Fairly quickly, he had redesigned the place. Hell cooled down considerably thanks to the air conditioning he built and installed.
