A man, during his night prays, asks God: -Oh, Lord.. Why you’ve made women so beautiful? God replies:
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Manly Queries..
Posted by CatherineDee on February 27th, 2011
Posted in Gender jokes, Men Vs Women, Racist jokes, Small jokes 
Tags: Gender jokes, man, Men Vs Women, Queries, Racist jokes, Small jokes 
No Comments »Newspapers write..
Posted by CatherineDee on February 25th, 2011
At the New York Zoo, a little boy felt the urge to feed his banana to a big gorilla there. His mother didn’t allow it. The boy started to cry, and made his mother to change her mind. Proudly, the boy goes near the gorilla with the banana and as he was about to give [...]
Posted in Political jokes, Racist jokes, Small jokes Tags: banana, gorilla, mother, new york, political jokes, Racist jokes, Small jokes, superman No Comments »Lost American
Posted by rachouli on January 17th, 2011
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. “Thank heaven I’ve met someone,” he cried. “I’ve been lost for the last week.”
Three wishes
Posted by rachouli on January 17th, 2011
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total”, says the Genie.
Posted in Miscallaneous jokes, Racist jokes Tags: englishman, genie, Irishman, Scotsman, wall, water No Comments »Claudia Schiffer on a train
Posted by rachouli on January 17th, 2011
There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.
Posted in Celebrities jokes, Racist jokes Tags: Claudia Schiffer, englishman, kiss, Scotsman, slap No Comments »Hotel is restricted
Posted by admin on May 19th, 2010
In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. “Excuse me,” she said to the manager. “My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks.” “I’m awfully [...]
Jewish or Hispanic
Posted by admin on May 16th, 2010
Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused. His mother was Jewish and his father was Hispanic. So Johnny says, “Mum, am I more Jewish or more Hispanic?”
