A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: “Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?”
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Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Posted by admin3 on May 9th, 2012
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why are politicians like diapers?
Posted by admin3 on May 8th, 2012
Why are politicians like diapers?
The Presidential watches
Posted by viki on November 9th, 2011
A man goes to a jewelry store looking to buy a watch. He looks at a watch called “the George Bush Watch” and asks the sales clerk why there are no hands. The sales clerk says–”you are suppose to read his lips”. He then looks at a watch called the “Ross Perot Watch” and notices [...]
Bush and Osama
Posted by viki on November 3rd, 2011
One day, Bush was talking with Osama Binladen on the phone, they couldn’t trace from where the call was coming from, but Osama said, “I’ve got good news and bad news.”
Best for the Country
Posted by viki on November 1st, 2011
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long….. The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?” Washington says, “Never tell a lie.” “Ouch!” Says Hillary, “I don’t know about that.”
Phone Call
Posted by viki on November 1st, 2011
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that [...]
Once upon a time
Posted by viki on October 28th, 2011
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night; so they created a night watchman, GS-4 position and hired a person for the job. Then Congress said, “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?” So they [...]
Penis names
Posted by lazaros on April 20th, 2011
At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to a penis in their countries. The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering.
Newspapers write..
Posted by CatherineDee on February 25th, 2011
At the New York Zoo, a little boy felt the urge to feed his banana to a big gorilla there. His mother didn’t allow it. The boy started to cry, and made his mother to change her mind. Proudly, the boy goes near the gorilla with the banana and as he was about to give [...]
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