A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same man is driving down the road [...]
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The pig
Posted by joanna_1985 on June 6th, 2011
A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, “Boss, I’ve got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he’s stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He’s still wriggling. What should I do?”
Detective Santa
Posted by papakos on March 24th, 2011
A policeman was interrogating 3 Singh brothers who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” The first Singh answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because [...]
Smuggling
Posted by papakos on March 23rd, 2011
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” answered Juan. The guard says, “We’ll just see about that – get off the bike!”
High speeding!
Posted by Miss Eve on March 20th, 2011
A police officer stopped a driver for speeding. -Can I see your driving license? -I don’t have it, I had it removed because of point system. -Can I see your license for the vehicle? -But it is not my car, I stole it.
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No Comments »3 sacks
Posted by papakos on March 11th, 2011
Three women escape from prison….one is a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They run for miles until they come upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put them over their heads for camouflage. About an [...]
Child’s game!
Posted by CatherineDee on March 6th, 2011
At a poor-side of Athens, a kid were on the street and was playing. A cop who was crossing around that street, saw him and asked him: -What are you doing there kiddo? -I’m playing.. -What are you playing? -Oh, well.. I collect sand, I pour some water in and I add then some poop and [...]
Posted in Kids jokes, Police jokes Tags: Cops, Firefighters, kid, Kids jokes, Police jokes, Poor, Small jokes No Comments »Oh my god!
Posted by papakos on January 31st, 2011
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver’s side door with him standing right there.
Two prostitutes, one sign
Posted by axavasma on January 29th, 2011
A couple young, entrepreneurial prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the top of their car that read: “Two Prostitutes – $50.00.” A police officer, seeing the sign, pulled the ladies over and advised that they will have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Posted in Police jokes Tags: jail, minivan, Police jokes, police officer, prostitutes, religion, sign No Comments »Pulled over for speeding
Posted by axavasma on January 18th, 2011
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. “What are those for?” she asked suspiciously.
