A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, “What the hell is that all about?”
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Turn back your car odometer
Posted by admin on May 14th, 2010
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, “There may be a chance to sell that car easier, [...]
The generous lawyer
Posted by admin on May 14th, 2010
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you [...]
Know your apples
Posted by admin on May 14th, 2010
Here is the scene: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Church elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and put it on the apple tray… ‘Take only ONE. God is watching.’
Wife knows best
Posted by admin on May 13th, 2010
A husband is watching footie when his wife interrupts, “Honey, the hallway light has been flickering for weeks. Can you fix it?” He angrily looks at her and says, “Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E Logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so!” “Well, what about the fridge [...]
The flooded river
Posted by admin on May 13th, 2010
Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Looking out of her window, she saw that the water was still rising. Two men passing by on a rowboat shouted up an invitation to row to safety with them. “No, thank you,” Mrs. [...]
Will I be able to play the piano
Posted by admin on May 13th, 2010
A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. “Doctor,” says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. “Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?”
Three wishes
Posted by admin on May 12th, 2010
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.” The woman freed the frog. The [...]
Jacob and Rebecca
Posted by admin on May 12th, 2010
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: ‘Are you the owner?’ The pharmacist answers yes.
Daily Mail article
Posted by admin on May 11th, 2010
One day Daily Mail has a article with title: “One in four cannot read” The next day one another newspaper writes: Nice to see a newspaper finally acknowledging their audience.
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