A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same man is driving down the road [...]
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Deer Hunting
Posted by viki on December 6th, 2011
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. “Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something … but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the [...]
Baby being born
Posted by viki on December 4th, 2011
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.
The twins
Posted by viki on December 4th, 2011
A woman gave her two sons to different families for adoption.One goes to an Egyptian family and called Amal. The second child goes to Spain and is called Juan.
A Grandmother was checking out her grand-daughters
Posted by viki on December 4th, 2011
A Grandmother was checking out her grand-daughters grasp of colours and tested her regularly. She would ask her and the grand-daughter would always get the colour right.
A kid was crying
Posted by viki on December 4th, 2011
A kid was crying standing outside his house. A passer by asked: -Why are you crying? Kid: My parents are fighting inside the house.
At the height of a political corruption trial
Posted by viki on December 3rd, 2011
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?”
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist
Posted by viki on December 3rd, 2011
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, “Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry.” “Hans Olaffsen?”, he muses. “How the heck does that fit in here?” So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind [...]
Chocolate chip cookies
Posted by viki on December 2nd, 2011
An old, old man was lying in his death bed upstairs. His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip cookies. As he lay there, gasping for each breath, he was sure he could smell freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies.
Where is Jesus today?
Posted by viki on December 2nd, 2011
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, [...]
