On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, “Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?” The kid says, “Yeah.”
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Pig
Posted by axavasma on February 21st, 2011
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a pig ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t. The pig was killed. The President told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour [...]
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Tags: Bill Clinton, cigar, driver, farmhouse, killed, pig, road, wine 
No Comments »When you try to change a man, you basically…
Posted by Miss Eve on February 21st, 2011
When you try to change a man, you basically
A real man would never cry in public unless…
Posted by Miss Eve on February 21st, 2011
A real man would never cry in public unless…
Posted in Men Vs Women, Small jokes Tags: beer, funny, funny jokes, Gender jokes, humor, Jokes, Men Vs Women No Comments »3 small ones
Posted by Eli Kay on February 21st, 2011
1. What do you call a snake who works for the government? A civil serpent.
Pretty teacher
Posted by axavasma on February 20th, 2011
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year- old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, “George, why has your school work been so poor lately?” “I’m in love,” the boy replied.
Posted in Kids jokes Tags: child, husband, in love, Kids jokes, rubber, student, teacher No Comments »Doctor joke!
Posted by Miss Eve on February 20th, 2011
A voice inside said to me: ” Calm down, you are not the first doctor who sleeps with his patient!” and another voice answered:
Posted in Animal jokes, Doctor jokes Tags: Dirty jokes, doctor, Doctor jokes, humor, Jokes No Comments »That is how Modern Marriage works!
Posted by Miss Eve on February 20th, 2011
A typical muscle guy married a typical hotty and after the marriage, he se the following rules: – I wil come home whenever I want, if I want to and any time I want, and I do not accept any word on this! A nice dinner on the table will wait for me, unless I [...]
Posted in Marriage jokes Tags: funny jokes, Jokes, Marriage jokes, Men Vs Women, Small jokes No Comments »A smart child
Posted by axavasma on February 20th, 2011
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry what is your problem?” Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!” The teacher had had enough. She [...]
Posted in Dirty jokes Tags: Dirty jokes, principal, questions, smart, student, teacher, test No Comments »After the party..
Posted by CatherineDee on February 20th, 2011
The wild and mean bear grabs the hedgehog and asks him: – Were you at the fox’s party as well?
Posted in Animal jokes, Small jokes Tags: animal jokes, bear, fox, hedgehog, party, Small jokes No Comments »
