A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
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Heaven and Hell
Posted by geopou on January 28th, 2012
John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends. One night, they both died in a terrible car accident.
Doctor! Doctor! 30 small jokes
Posted by geopou on January 27th, 2012
Doctor: What seems to be your trouble? Patient: When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour. Doctor: Try getting up one hour later. Doctor (to the patient): Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it? Patient: Yes, sir. But I did not drink it. Doctor: Why? Patient : (Pointing [...]
SERMON ON SUNDAY
Posted by geopou on January 26th, 2012
I was asked to preach in church during a Sunday Service … My sermon was as follows: Dear Brothers and Sisters !!!!! Today I want to talk about a Piece of MEAT. THAT Piece of MEAT !!!!!!
A married Irishman went into the confessional
Posted by admin on January 17th, 2012
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’ The Irishman said, ‘Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.’ The priest said, ‘Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re [...]
Mike is dead
Posted by admin on January 16th, 2012
Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, “Did your hear the news – Mike is dead??!!!” “Woah, what the hell happened to him?” “Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn’t brake properly and boom – He [...]
The health club meeting
Posted by viki on December 20th, 2011
Some members of a health club were having their first meeting. The director of the group said, “Now, I’d like each of you to give the facts of your daily routine.” Several people spoke, admitting their excesses, and then one obviously overweight members said, “I eat moderately, I drink moderately, and I exercise frequently.”
The heavenly cat
Posted by viki on December 20th, 2011
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful, she had to sleep in cold back alleys where there was no food and life was hard. God told her that he was [...]
The jewish beggar
Posted by viki on December 20th, 2011
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, “Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?” And the man said, “Where do get coffee for 3 cents?”
