Heaven was getting a bit crowded, so Peter began giving quizzes to see who should get in. A man ascended to heaven, and came to the gates. “Who was the first man?” asked Peter. “Adam.”
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Adam & Eve
Posted by papakos on March 12th, 2011
Posted in Dirty jokes, Men Vs Women, Religion jokes 
Tags: Dirty jokes, Men Vs Women, Religion jokes 
No Comments »She wanted a virgin..
Posted by CatherineDee on March 12th, 2011
A rich 40 year-old American woman decided to get married, but she wanted her husband to be a virgin and to never had been with a woman all of his life. After some years of pointless searching, she didn’t found anyone with this description and forced to give an ad to the paper.
Posted in Dirty jokes, Marriage jokes Tags: american, Australian, Dirty jokes, kangaroo, Marriage jokes, rich No Comments »To make him jealous..
Posted by CatherineDee on March 12th, 2011
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous.. -My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?
Posted in Marriage jokes, Small jokes Tags: jealous, Lesbian, Marriage jokes, sex, Small jokes No Comments »Naughty Parrot!
Posted by CatherineDee on March 12th, 2011
A lady had a problem with her Parrot cause she says all the time:”I’m so horny, do you want to get it on?”. Without knowing what to do, she turns to her Church Community Priest. -Father, what am I going to do with my Parrot? People coming in and out of my house are listening [...]
Posted in Animal jokes, Dirty jokes Tags: animal jokes, Dirty jokes, naughty, parrot, parrots, priest No Comments »Anything
Posted by papakos on March 11th, 2011
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam.” She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
Posted in Dirty jokes, Men Vs Women, School jokes Tags: Dirty jokes, Men Vs Women, school jokes dirty jokes, student No Comments »Three choices
Posted by axavasma on March 11th, 2011
A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, “Wife, we’re going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog.” The wife grimaces, “But I don’t like fishing!” “Look! We’re going fishing and that’s final.” “Do I have to go fishing with you… I really don’t want to go!” “Right I’ll give you [...]
Posted in Dirty jokes Tags: ass, blow job, choices, Dirty jokes, dog, fishing, husband, wife No Comments »3 sacks
Posted by papakos on March 11th, 2011
Three women escape from prison….one is a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They run for miles until they come upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put them over their heads for camouflage. About an [...]
Silence is better…
Posted by papakos on March 11th, 2011
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.
Posted in Dirty jokes, Marriage jokes, Men Vs Women Tags: Dirty jokes, husband, husband jokes, man, Marriage jokes, Men Vs Women, wife No Comments »Big Mouth
Posted by papakos on March 11th, 2011
Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Nina is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I [...]
Posted in Kids jokes, Marriage jokes, Men Vs Women, School jokes Tags: husband, Marriage jokes, Miscallaneous jokes, School jokes, wife No Comments »Arm Troubles
Posted by papakos on March 11th, 2011
A man went to visit his doctor. “Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?” the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man’s sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. “Hello, Doctor, says the arm. “Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I’m desperate!”
