On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family’s only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her-how could she [...]
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“Child Size”
Posted by geopou on February 8th, 2012
Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance. Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 years old.
Elderly Couple Celebrate
Posted by geopou on February 8th, 2012
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
Increasing Sex Drive
Posted by geopou on February 7th, 2012
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, ”Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.” The doctor smiled and said, ”Have you tried to give [...]
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No Comments »Two lawyers
Posted by geopou on February 7th, 2012
Two lawyers Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary.
Divorced Barbie
Posted by geopou on February 5th, 2012
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present.
LITTLE RALPHY
Posted by geopou on February 4th, 2012
LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH A teacher asks her class, ‘If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?’
Diary
Posted by geopou on February 3rd, 2012
HER DIARY: Tonight: I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day
The proposal
Posted by geopou on February 3rd, 2012
The proposal Two elderly people living in Trailer Estates, he was a Widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years.
DEAD FROG
Posted by geopou on February 1st, 2012
A child walks into a whore house with a dead frog on a string trailing behind him. He makes his way up to the counter and says to the person behind such named counter to give him the most diseased woman you have.
