A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?”
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Hurt her
Posted by admin on July 4th, 2011
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt!…
Beautiful, just beautiful
Posted by admin on June 30th, 2011
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.”
A birthday card
Posted by admin on June 29th, 2011
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — something unusual.
The three wishes
Posted by admin on June 28th, 2011
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when–all of a sudden–a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. “Well, now,” says the old lady, “I guess I would like to be really [...]
Two old friends
Posted by admin on June 28th, 2011
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!” “Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive.”
Are you hurd?
Posted by admin on June 21st, 2011
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation.
Bad habit
Posted by admin on June 21st, 2011
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.”
Medication
Posted by admin on June 20th, 2011
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. ‘Is it true,’ she wanted to know, ‘that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?’
Passing an office building late one night
Posted by admin on June 17th, 2011
Passing an office building late one night, a young boy saw a sign that said, “Press bell for night watchman.” He did so, and after several minutes he heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.
