Charlie was responsible for taking up the offerings at a local church. One Sunday, after the service, the priest counted the money and found there was less than anticipated, given the size of the congregation. He took Charlie aside and questioned him.
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Golf Genie
Posted by geopou on February 26th, 2012
A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice – her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to her surprise, the ball [...]
My Wife is Missing!
Posted by geopou on February 25th, 2012
My Wife is Missing! A man calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.” The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” “A month.” “Why did you wait so long to report it?” “Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean [...]
Peanuts
Posted by geopou on February 24th, 2012
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.
Haunted from the grave
Posted by geopou on February 20th, 2012
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most.
Wedding Rehearsal
Posted by geopou on February 16th, 2012
Wedding Rehearsal During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the preacher with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to “love, honor and cherish” and “forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,” I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave [...]
FIGHTING
Posted by geopou on February 14th, 2012
McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. “It’s to keep your ears from popping at high altitudes,” she explains.
Some light jokes
Posted by geopou on February 14th, 2012
Customer: Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone. ~~~~~~ Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter:Can’t you tell the difference by taste? Customer:No, I can’t. Waiter:Then does it really matter?
Oh, Those Darn Lawyers
Posted by geopou on February 13th, 2012
Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they’re off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.
Logic?
Posted by geopou on February 9th, 2012
Mr. Wilson comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. I have great news. I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.”
