There are these two guys named John and Cliff. They were best friends and were so obsessed with baseball that they would go to 60 games a year and analyze every scoreboard. They even promised each other that when one of them goes to heaven, the deceased one would come back and tell the other [...]
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Dam Fish
Posted by axavasma on March 7th, 2011
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, “Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale.” A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.
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No Comments »One smart mom!
Posted by axavasma on March 6th, 2011
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was.
Posted in Miscallaneous jokes Tags: attractive, bed, Miscallaneous jokes, mother, relationship, roommate, silver gravy ladle No Comments »The twins
Posted by female78 on February 22nd, 2011
An ugly, fat, bad woman with two kids enters Wal Mart, shouting angry at the kids with no reason. The man at the reception says cheerfully to her: “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Cute kids!! Are they twins?”
Posted in Men Vs Women, Miscallaneous jokes Tags: kids, reception man, twins, ugly woman, wal-mart No Comments »Heaven or Hell?
Posted by Stamatis T on February 9th, 2011
In Heaven: The cooks are French,
Posted in Miscallaneous jokes, Work jokes Tags: English, French, german, Greek, heaven, hell, nations jokes, Swiss No Comments »The Economist
Posted by Stamatis T on February 9th, 2011
A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. He tells to the shepherd: “I will bet you 100 € against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock.”
Posted in Miscallaneous jokes, Work jokes Tags: economics jokes, economists jokes, shepherd No Comments »Modern fairytales..
Posted by Miss Eve on February 8th, 2011
Once upon a time, in a far away land, a beautiful independent, confident princess met a frog,while sitting and considering the environmental issues of the world, at the side of an infected lake, in a very green meadow, near her castle. The frog jumped on princess’ knees and said:
Posted in Marriage jokes, Miscallaneous jokes Tags: funny texts, Gender jokes, humor, Men Vs Women No Comments »Mouse in trouble
Posted by female78 on February 2nd, 2011
A: I’m in a big trouble! B: Why is that? A: I saw a mouse in my house! B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap. A: I don’t have one.
Who Is Braver?
Posted by rachouli on February 1st, 2011
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were having a debate with a Navy Admiral about whose soldiers were the bravest. To prove his point, the Air Force general calls over an airman: “Airman! Climb that flagpole, and once you are at the top, sing [...]
Priest won’t lie
Posted by axavasma on January 26th, 2011
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” “Of course child. What may I do for you?”
