A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”
Archive for the ‘Men Vs Women’ Category
My Wife is Missing!
Posted by geopou on February 25th, 2012
My Wife is Missing! A man calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.” The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” “A month.” “Why did you wait so long to report it?” “Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean [...]
Wedding Rehearsal
Posted by geopou on February 16th, 2012
Wedding Rehearsal During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the preacher with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to “love, honor and cherish” and “forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,” I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave [...]
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping….
Posted by viki on October 28th, 2011
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Rob’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping [...]
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Posted by admin on October 12th, 2011
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
Bad habit
Posted by admin on June 21st, 2011
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.”
Mothers day comeback
Posted by Artanis on May 19th, 2011
This mothers day, Men all around were criticized for not calling their mothers on such an important day. But me, I thought of the best way to get out of such a mess. Heres how the beginning of the Monday after Mothers Day went for me:
25th wedding anniversary
Posted by tsiagaman on May 13th, 2011
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”
Posted in Animal jokes, Dirty jokes, Men Vs Women 
Tags: Aging jokes, husband jokes, Men Vs Women 
No Comments »English girl
Posted by papakos on March 24th, 2011
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
Posted in Marriage jokes, Men Vs Women Tags: husband, husband jokes, Marriage jokes, Men Vs Women, wife No Comments »Powder
Posted by papakos on March 24th, 2011
A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine.
Posted in Bar jokes, Marriage jokes, Men Vs Women Tags: Bar jokes, Marriage jokes, Men Vs Women, wife No Comments »
