A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he opened the door a truck came roaring past and completely tore off the driver’s door of the Lexus.
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Materialistic lawyer
Posted by axavasma on January 26th, 2011
Posted in Lawyer jokes 
Tags: lawyer, Lawyer jokes, Lexus, materialistic, policeman, possessions, Rolex 
No Comments »Godfather’s lawyer
Posted by axavasma on January 25th, 2011
A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his former accountant.
Posted in Lawyer jokes Tags: accountant, attorney, deaf mute, godfather, Lawyer jokes, mafia, money, trigger No Comments »The “missing cow” case
Posted by rachouli on January 23rd, 2011
A big city lawyer was called in on a case between a farmer and the railroad company. A farmer noticed that his prize cow was missing from the field which the railroad passed through. He filed suit against the railroad company for the value of the cow.
Posted in Animal jokes, Attorneys jokes, Lawyer jokes Tags: court, cow, farmer, missing, railroad, witness No Comments »Testifying a witness
Posted by LoisLou on January 13th, 2011
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness: The lawyer: “Did you actually see the accident?” The witness: “Yes, sir.”
I’m still a virgin…
Posted by LoisLou on January 13th, 2011
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom.
Good practice
Posted by admin on October 28th, 2010
A lawyer was standing in a long line to get tickets for a theatre play. Suddenly, he felt the hands of the man behind him, kneading into his back. He turned and gave the man a stern look, and the kneading stopped. But a few minutes later, he again felt the man’s hands on his [...]
The judge frowned at the tired robber
Posted by admin on June 21st, 2010
The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, “then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?” ”Yes, your honor.”
The generous lawyer
Posted by admin on May 14th, 2010
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you [...]
