A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness, stopped and said: “I object, Your Honor! One of the jurors is asleep.”
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Lawyers Competition
Posted by papakos on March 23rd, 2011
Two law partners hire a new cute, young secretary and a contest arises between them as to who can bed her first, even though they’re both already married. Eventually one of them scores with her and his partner is quite eager to hear how things went. “So what did you think?” he asks.
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Tags: Dirty jokes, Lawyer jokes, Men Vs Women, wife 
No Comments »Lawyer’s new office!
Posted by Miss Eve on March 14th, 2011
A lawyer has just settled down in his new office. So now, he is thinking what he can do to have clients. After a long time thinking, a man comes into the office. Right away, the lawyer decides to make his new plan take action. So he picks up the phone and says: -‘’Unfortunately, Ms. [...]
Posted in Lawyer jokes Tags: funny, funny jokes, humor, joke, Jokes, lawyer, Lawyer jokes No Comments »10 Husbands, Still A Virgin
Posted by papakos on March 9th, 2011
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
Posted in Dirty jokes, Lawyer jokes, Marriage jokes, Men Vs Women Tags: Dirty jokes, husband, husband jokes, lawyer, Lawyer jokes, Marriage jokes, Men Vs Women, wife No Comments »Smart woman!
Posted by papakos on March 2nd, 2011
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he’d finally managed an affair with the innkeeper’s daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short.
Posted in Dirty jokes, Lawyer jokes, Men Vs Women Tags: lawyer, Lawyer jokes, Men Vs Women No Comments »At the court..
Posted by CatherineDee on February 23rd, 2011
At the court of a small provincial town, a lawyer calls his first witness, an old woman around 80 and he asks her with a professional style: -Do you know me, Mrs. Rowland? -Of course, I know you Mr. Smith! says the old woman. I know you since you were little, and I have to [...]
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Posted by papakos on January 31st, 2011
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver’s side door with him standing right there.
A honest lawyer?
Posted by axavasma on January 30th, 2011
A mother and her daughter were visiting the grave site of a loved one, when on their way back to the car they little girl stopped her mom. She said “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?”
A lawyer’s deal with the devil
Posted by axavasma on January 29th, 2011
An aspiring young lawyer was sitting in her office late one night, when Satan appeared before her. The Devil told the lawyer “I have a proposition for you…”
Posted in Lawyer jokes Tags: deal, devil, lawyer, Lawyer jokes, money, proposition, soul No Comments »Paying their respects
Posted by axavasma on January 27th, 2011
An elderly man 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he didn’t have long to live. So he summons the three most important people in his life to tell. 1. His Doctor 2. His Priest
Posted in Lawyer jokes Tags: check, church, doctor, grave, important, lawyer, Lawyer jokes, medical bills, money, priest No Comments »
