A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?”
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Mommy, why does the girl wear white?
Posted by axavasma on January 17th, 2011
Posted in Kids jokes, Marriage jokes 
Tags: bride, kids, Kids jokes, marriage, Marriage jokes 
No Comments »Figures of speech
Posted by axavasma on January 15th, 2011
A fifth grade teacher was questioning her students use of the word “like.” She explained that, contrary to their common use of it, “like” was not an adjective but a comparison word. She then challenged them to think up some similes to exemplify the lesson. This done, she moved on to ask about other figures [...]
Taking a walk
Posted by axavasma on January 15th, 2011
One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my baby daughter, chatting to her about the scenery. When a man and his dog approached, I leaned down to the carriage and said, “See the doggy?”
Questions of a boy!
Posted by LoisLou on January 13th, 2011
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him. He looked up at his dad and asked “How do fish breath under water?” His dad thought about it for a moment, then replied, “I really don’t know, son.”
A six year old comes crying
Posted by admin on June 14th, 2010
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair. “Don’t be angry,” the Mother says, “Your little sister doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts.”
I can’t find it
Posted by admin on May 19th, 2010
Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So Billy raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course the teacher said yes, but asked Billy to [...]
Three kids were smoking
Posted by admin on May 18th, 2010
Three kids were smoking behind the shed. “My dad can blow smoke through his nose!” boasted the first.
Know your apples
Posted by admin on May 14th, 2010
Here is the scene: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Church elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and put it on the apple tray… ‘Take only ONE. God is watching.’
After the baby was baptized
Posted by admin on May 10th, 2010
After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. “What’s the matter Johnny?” asked his concerned mother.
