An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.
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Where is Jesus today?
Posted by viki on December 2nd, 2011
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, [...]
The tax advisor read the story of Cinderella
Posted by viki on November 30th, 2011
The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach.
Two little boys go into the grocery
Posted by viki on November 30th, 2011
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks “Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?” The nine year old replies “Nope, not for my mom.”
Truth in the innocence of youth
Posted by viki on November 24th, 2011
A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!” The copper said, “What’s he like?”
Child sent to bed
Posted by viki on November 9th, 2011
A small boy is sent to bed by his father… [Five minutes later] “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
Did God Make You?
Posted by viki on November 1st, 2011
A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled. Finally the little girl asks, “Grandpa, did God make you?” “He sure did honey, a long [...]
Respect for Living Things
Posted by viki on November 1st, 2011
A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them. The boy ran over and stomped on it. The father gave him a lecture about having respect for living things and added, “Just for that you can’t have any honey for two weeks!”. Pretty soon a butterfly landed [...]
Little Johnny definitely
Posted by admin on September 25th, 2011
Little Johnny was at school one day when the teacher asked the kids if they could use the word definitely in a sentence. Well the first little girl raised her hand and said, “Well the trees are definitely green.” The teacher said “No not really because the trees turn yellow red and brown in the [...]
Dangerous discipline
Posted by admin on August 29th, 2011
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
