The girl says to the guy; -Honest to God, tell me what you think… Can anyone love me? -Yeah, for sure..
The girl says to the guy; -Honest to God, tell me what you think… Can anyone love me? -Yeah, for sure..
A girl visited her boyfriend, which was still living with his mother, at his house. His mother had Puritan principals. The mother, as long as the girl was there, didn’t even try to hide her dislike feelings for his son’s choice. -Mom, can I escort Helen?
Andrew went to Medical Insurance to apply for his pension. The woman behind the bench asked for his driving license to verify his age, but he had left his wallet home. He said to her that he had to go home and return later. The woman said: ‘’Unbuckle your shirt.’’
-Oh, my love! My darling! If you give me one more kiss, I’ll be forever yours!
Phone talk: -Is your boss there? -No, he left on a trip. -A recovery trip, huh? -I don’t think so..
A man, during his night prays, asks God: -Oh, Lord.. Why you’ve made women so beautiful? God replies:
The boss snubs his employee because he took a flashlight with him to a date: -What kind of crap happens nowadays? When I was in your age, I wasn’t carrying any flashlight with me on a date. I was always meeting my girlfriends in the dark.
They were three men discussing how to make their wives to tell them if they cheated on them. The first guy says: – I go home after work at night, lie on the couch, turn on the television and ask: – Woman you cheated on me today!
- ”Excuse me”, he says to her, ”do we know each other?” – ”Sure”, she answers, ”one of my children is yours!” The guy confused, thinks and suddenly remembers the only time he cheated his wife.
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman’s nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. ‘Is this your husband?’ he nervously asks.