George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his family, including his mother-in-law. During their vacation in Jerusalem, George’s mother-in-law died. With the death certificate in his hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the United States for a proper burial.
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A Grandmother was checking out her grand-daughters
Posted by viki on December 4th, 2011
A Grandmother was checking out her grand-daughters grasp of colours and tested her regularly. She would ask her and the grand-daughter would always get the colour right.
A kid was crying
Posted by viki on December 4th, 2011
A kid was crying standing outside his house. A passer by asked: -Why are you crying? Kid: My parents are fighting inside the house.
Cure for insomnia
Posted by viki on November 30th, 2011
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
Let’s make it look natural…
Posted by viki on November 29th, 2011
It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father.
Diploma
Posted by viki on November 14th, 2011
A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around Wal- Mart in a buggy. Each time she put something in the basket she would say, ‘And here’s something for you, Diploma.’ or ‘This will make a cute little outfit for you, Diploma.’ and so on.
2 Reasons To Go School
Posted by viki on November 9th, 2011
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!” “But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”
Kid in the Dark
Posted by viki on November 8th, 2011
This guy walks into a bar and sees a lady sitting by herself. He goes over and buys her and drink and they chat a while and he leaves with her to go to her place. They are in the middle of having a good time when he hears a noise at the door and [...]
A Bad Day
Posted by viki on November 2nd, 2011
One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers “God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa.” Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died. A month later the father heard his sony saying prayers again: “God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. Goodbye [...]
Eighteen-Year-Old Italian Girl
Posted by viki on November 1st, 2011
An eighteen-year-old Italian girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want [...]
