Mr. Wilson comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. I have great news. I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.”
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Increasing Sex Drive
Posted by geopou on February 7th, 2012
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, ”Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.” The doctor smiled and said, ”Have you tried to give [...]
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Posted by geopou on January 27th, 2012
Doctor: What seems to be your trouble? Patient: When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour. Doctor: Try getting up one hour later. Doctor (to the patient): Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it? Patient: Yes, sir. But I did not drink it. Doctor: Why? Patient : (Pointing [...]
The stupid guy and the doctor
Posted by viki on December 15th, 2011
The stupid guy and the doctor There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said “doctor I have a fever”
Brain transplant
Posted by viki on November 14th, 2011
The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. “Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.” “Well, how much does a [...]
Surgery Jokes
Posted by viki on November 13th, 2011
Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. “I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered.
We are the best of friends
Posted by viki on November 10th, 2011
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.”
I think that I’m a chicken
Posted by viki on November 8th, 2011
Psychiatrist: What’s your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.
Hospital Trolley
Posted by viki on November 4th, 2011
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She’s laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating theatre, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything [...]
The Facelift
Posted by viki on October 31st, 2011
A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining it to a prospective patient. He told her, “I’ll install a special screw in the top of your skull. Your hair will cover it so it will be unnoticed. Whenever you need a little tuck, we’ll just tighten the screw a little,… [...]
