The matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her. “I’m ashamed to bring this up,” he said, “but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, a sample.” The woman was shocked. “Such a thing you ask a Christian virtuous woman? Such [...]
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Double dose
Posted by axavasma on January 16th, 2011
A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” said the man. “Well, why do you need it so badly?” [...]
The ballerina
Posted by axavasma on January 15th, 2011
One day this big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, ‘What man out there will buy a lady a drink?’ The whole bar goes dead silent [...]
I’m still a virgin…
Posted by LoisLou on January 13th, 2011
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom.
Two men and a woman were survivors
Posted by admin on November 22nd, 2010
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing.
Strange dreams
Posted by admin on November 17th, 2010
Three men go on a skiing trip. but when they get to the hotel they find out that the hotel have mucked up their rooms and they have to share one big bed.
Are you my dad?
Posted by admin on October 28th, 2010
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on the delivery table, legs up in the stirrups. Suddenly, he sees the top of a head push through. Then the baby pops its head out and says to the doctor, “Are you my dad?”. The doctor says, “No, I am your doctor!”. [...]
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No Comments »The difference
Posted by admin on October 21st, 2010
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?
Posted in Dirty jokes, Gender jokes Tags: Dirty jokes, Gender jokes, man vs woman jokes No Comments »A horse and a rabbit
Posted by admin on October 21st, 2010
A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The rabbit runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found. He drives the farmer’s Mercedes [...]
Posted in Animal jokes, Dirty jokes Tags: animal jokes, Dirty jokes, horse jokes, moral stories jokes, rabbit jokes No Comments »Not for Sex Anymore
Posted by admin on October 8th, 2010
An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.”
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