Bill Gates, Andy Grove, and Jerry Sanders (CEOs of MicroSoft, Intel, and AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussion, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill is sitting. Bill says, “Oh, that’s my beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I need to take this call.”
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Pig
Posted by axavasma on February 21st, 2011
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a pig ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t. The pig was killed. The President told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour [...]
Posted in Celebrities jokes 
Tags: Bill Clinton, cigar, driver, farmhouse, killed, pig, road, wine 
No Comments »George’s IQ
Posted by papakos on February 7th, 2011
When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn’t let him in until he proved his identity. Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise.
Posted in Celebrities jokes, Political jokes Tags: Bush, celebrities, Einstein, George Bush, Picasso, political jokes, St. Peter No Comments »The famous Bill…
Posted by papakos on January 31st, 2011
Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God…
Too dirty…
Posted by papakos on January 26th, 2011
Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night.
Posted in Celebrities jokes, Dirty jokes, Men Vs Women Tags: celebrities, Dirty jokes, Men Vs Women 1 Comment »A bastard!!!
Posted by papakos on January 22nd, 2011
There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said ” I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!”
Claudia Schiffer on a train
Posted by rachouli on January 17th, 2011
There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.
Posted in Celebrities jokes, Racist jokes Tags: Claudia Schiffer, englishman, kiss, Scotsman, slap No Comments »A definition of God
Posted by admin on May 16th, 2010
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.”
