A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
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Only three doors
Posted by viki on December 17th, 2011
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, [...]
The sunburnt member
Posted by viki on November 29th, 2011
A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.
Damage
Posted by viki on November 22nd, 2011
One day a blonde woman entered an autobody shop claiming that she’d suffered extensive damage to her new car. The mechanic thought he’d have some fun with her so he told her that she didn’t need him to fixed all the dents.
Blondes
Posted by viki on November 18th, 2011
Grady: Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, “those are deer tracks.” The second blonde said,
The thermos
Posted by viki on November 1st, 2011
A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?” The clerk replies, “That is a thermos.” The blonde then asks, “What does it do?” The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.” The blonde says, [...]
Genuine alligator shoes
Posted by admin on September 8th, 2011
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe [...]
A birthday card
Posted by admin on June 29th, 2011
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — something unusual.
Blonde’s school day
Posted by axavasma on May 19th, 2011
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to Ten….. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!” The mother responds, “Very good honey.” [...]
Blonde mother
Posted by axavasma on May 18th, 2011
There are three moms. . A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says “Oh my gosh y’all I went through my daughter’s purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed” They comfort her, [...]
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