OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks “whats in the box”. The man says “I’ll show ya’ if you get me a beer.”
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A fly wanted to get drunk
Posted by rachouli on January 17th, 2011
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.
Posted in Animal jokes, Bar jokes 
Tags: animal jokes, Bar jokes, englishman, fly, Irishman, Scotsman 
No Comments »The ballerina
Posted by axavasma on January 15th, 2011
One day this big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, ‘What man out there will buy a lady a drink?’ The whole bar goes dead silent [...]
One woman to another at a singles bar
Posted by admin on May 30th, 2010
One woman to another at a singles bar: “I’m not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?”
The big-game hunter walked into the bar
Posted by admin on May 16th, 2010
The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that he could recognize any animal’s skin by feeling it, and he could tell what caliber rifle was used to shoot [...]
New scientistic theory
Posted by admin on May 1st, 2010
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn’t drive.
