A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. “Why of course”, comes the reply. The first man then asks: “Where are you from?” “I’m from Scotland”, replies the second man.
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A rather attractive
Posted by viki on November 15th, 2011
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet, rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. He does so and she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy. [...]
Making a bet at a bar
Posted by viki on November 8th, 2011
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. “I’ll bet you $10 he’ll jump,” said the first guy. “Bet you $10 he won’t,” said the second guy.
Taxidermist
Posted by viki on November 1st, 2011
This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a Grape Nehi. Surprised, the bartender looks around and says “You ain’t from around here…where you from, boy?” The guy says, “I’m from West Virginia.” The bartender asks, “What do you do in West Virginia?”
12 Year Old Bottle of Scotch
Posted by viki on November 1st, 2011
A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer will not be able to tell the difference, pours him a shot of the cheap 3-year-old house scotch that has been poured into an empty bottle of the good stuff. The man takes a sip and spits the [...]
In the bar
Posted by admin on July 25th, 2011
This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place, and he takes a seat at the bar. “This is a nice place. I’ve never been here before,” he says to the guy next to him. “Oh, really?” the other [...]
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No Comments »Drink and looks different!
Posted by tsiagaman on June 13th, 2011
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to [...]
Powder
Posted by papakos on March 24th, 2011
A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine.
Posted in Bar jokes, Marriage jokes, Men Vs Women Tags: Bar jokes, Marriage jokes, Men Vs Women, wife No Comments »12 year-old Scotch Whiskey!
Posted by CatherineDee on March 17th, 2011
A guy gets into a bar and asks for a 12 year-old Scotch Whiskey. The Barman serves him. The guy, tries the whiskey, spits it out and screams to the barman; -I told you; 12 year-old whiskey, not 8 year-old!!!
Biker bar!
Posted by papakos on March 9th, 2011
Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. This man came in, he was already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table.
Posted in Bar jokes, Dirty jokes, Men Vs Women Tags: Bar jokes, Dirty jokes, grandfather, grandmother No Comments »
