At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?”
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The amazing art of sand
Posted by viki on November 28th, 2011
Make drawing by sand in the bottle. it really amazing by skilful artist. Watch it.
Posted in Attorneys jokes, Miscallaneous videos 
Tags: art, Attorneys jokes, baby, miscallaneous videos, sand, vacation 
No Comments »The young attorney on vacation
Posted by viki on November 28th, 2011
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he’d finally managed an affair with the innkeeper’s daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant [...]
Lawyers take everything
Posted by viki on November 14th, 2011
A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:
The attorneys sandwiches
Posted by lazaros on March 16th, 2011
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
While dining at the country club
Posted by axavasma on January 27th, 2011
A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at the country club one day, and the conversation turned to the subject of their respective dogs, which were apparently quite extraordinary. A wager was placed on who had the most intelligent dog.
Posted in Attorneys jokes Tags: architect, attorney, Attorneys jokes, doctor, dog, intelligent No Comments »The “missing cow” case
Posted by rachouli on January 23rd, 2011
A big city lawyer was called in on a case between a farmer and the railroad company. A farmer noticed that his prize cow was missing from the field which the railroad passed through. He filed suit against the railroad company for the value of the cow.
Posted in Animal jokes, Attorneys jokes, Lawyer jokes Tags: court, cow, farmer, missing, railroad, witness No Comments »10 husbands still a virgin
Posted by oxlirotatos on January 22nd, 2011
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”
Posted in Attorneys jokes Tags: administration, divorce, engineer, field services, finance, groom, gynecologist, husband, lawyer, marketing, psychologist, sales, software services, stamp collector, virgin, wedding, wife No Comments »Attorney remark
Posted by admin on June 8th, 2010
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry. He stomped accross the street and into the bar and flounced down on a stool muttering, “Asshole attorneys”.
