Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful, she had to sleep in cold back alleys where there was no food and life was hard. God told her that he was [...]
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Adopted Turtle
Posted by viki on December 1st, 2011
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.
Duck Food
Posted by viki on November 23rd, 2011
A duck walks into a pet store and asked the owner if he sold “duck-food” here. The owner said; “no, I don’t sell duck food here”.
Cat Competition
Posted by viki on November 18th, 2011
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the fourth was a Government Employee.
A good chess player
Posted by viki on November 8th, 2011
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while.
To outrun
Posted by admin on September 14th, 2011
Two guys are hiking in the forest when they suddenly come across a big Grizzly bear! The one guy takes off his hiking boots and puts on some running shoes!
Retrieving trick
Posted by admin on August 1st, 2011
A girl was pampering a horse with her hand while watching display of the horses, suddenly she touched the genital of the horse. The excited horse screeched, jumped and ran away very fast.
25th wedding anniversary
Posted by tsiagaman on May 13th, 2011
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”
Posted in Animal jokes, Dirty jokes, Men Vs Women 
Tags: Aging jokes, husband jokes, Men Vs Women 
No Comments »Puppy love
Posted by lazaros on April 20th, 2011
A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The father replied, “Well, son, they’re making a puppy.” The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being [...]
Posted in Animal jokes, Dirty jokes, Kids jokes Tags: kid jokes, little boy, little brother, puppy No Comments »Cobra worries..
Posted by CatherineDee on March 26th, 2011
The mommy Cobra with her little son are taking a “walk”. The little cobra asks; -Mommy, are we poisonous? -Yes, we are. Why you ask?
