Two old guys were sitting under a tree, watching the sun go down. One says, “You know, I’m 84 years old and my body is full of aches and pains. You’re about my age. How do you feel?”
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“I feel like a newborn baby”
Posted by axavasma on January 26th, 2011
Posted in Aging jokes 
Tags: age, Aging jokes, baby, hair, newborn, old couple, pains, pants, teeth 
No Comments »Grandmother’s own clildhood
Posted by LoisLou on January 13th, 2011
A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: “We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods.”
Eating peanuts
Posted by admin on January 10th, 2011
There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided that a nusring for the aged would be appropriate. Of course the old man rejected the idea, but no sooner he was convinced that it was the right thing to do. On his first day [...]
Not for Sex Anymore
Posted by admin on October 8th, 2010
An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.”
Posted in Aging jokes, Dirty jokes Tags: age jokes, Aging jokes, Dirty jokes, sex jokes No Comments »Tried and true
Posted by admin on June 24th, 2010
A couple celebrating their 50th anniversary had many well wishers stop by to congratulate them. After all of their guest had left, the two settled into recliners. “Mother,” the man said, “our marriage is tried and true.”
Old and forgetful
Posted by admin on June 2nd, 2010
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?” “Outstanding,” Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techniques – visualization, association – it made a huge difference for me.”
Hearing loss
Posted by admin on May 27th, 2010
An elderly lady was concerned about her husband’s hearing. It seemed that every time she would call him, he wouldn’t respond. So, the lady went to the doctor to ask his advice. The doctor said to her, “when you go home, tell your husband to stand at the end of the hallway, and you should [...]
