The proposal Two elderly people living in Trailer Estates, he was a Widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years.
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The stuffed lion
Posted by admin on July 4th, 2011
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?”
Passing an office building late one night
Posted by admin on June 17th, 2011
Passing an office building late one night, a young boy saw a sign that said, “Press bell for night watchman.” He did so, and after several minutes he heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.
Better Sleep!!!
Posted by tsiagaman on June 12th, 2011
An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.” Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What [...]
Three old men
Posted by lazaros on May 6th, 2011
Three old men are out walking. First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?” Second one says, “No, it’s Thursday!” Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer!”
Jacob and Rebecca get married
Posted by admin on April 2nd, 2011
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
What’s his name..?
Posted by CatherineDee on March 11th, 2011
A third old woman, full of happiness, asks her granddaughter; -My sweety, remind me please.. What’s the name of that German guy that blew my mind off..?
An old man at the insurance company!
Posted by Miss Eve on March 3rd, 2011
A 97 year old man goes in the insurance and says to the insurer: – “Hello my son. I want to have a life insurance policy.” Perplexed by the old man, the insurer asks: – “Sorry for the indiscretion, but why do you want to make life insurance?” – “You know my son I will [...]
Coming home from doctor wife!
Posted by Miss Eve on March 2nd, 2011
Coming home after check-up, 45 year old Jenna said to her husband: ‘’The doctor said that my brust is like a 20 year old girl’ brust.’’
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No Comments »Do you think I’ll live to be 80?
Posted by axavasma on February 18th, 2011
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab test, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll live to be 80?” He asked, “Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or [...]
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