A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present.
Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category
Posted in 
Tags: 
LITTLE RALPHY
Posted by geopou on February 4th, 2012
LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH A teacher asks her class, ‘If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?’
Diary
Posted by geopou on February 3rd, 2012
HER DIARY: Tonight: I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day
The proposal
Posted by geopou on February 3rd, 2012
The proposal Two elderly people living in Trailer Estates, he was a Widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years.
DEAD FROG
Posted by geopou on February 1st, 2012
A child walks into a whore house with a dead frog on a string trailing behind him. He makes his way up to the counter and says to the person behind such named counter to give him the most diseased woman you have.
The Blonde Mortician
Posted by geopou on January 31st, 2012
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
Heaven and Hell
Posted by geopou on January 28th, 2012
John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends. One night, they both died in a terrible car accident.
Doctor! Doctor! 30 small jokes
Posted by geopou on January 27th, 2012
Doctor: What seems to be your trouble? Patient: When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour. Doctor: Try getting up one hour later. Doctor (to the patient): Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it? Patient: Yes, sir. But I did not drink it. Doctor: Why? Patient : (Pointing [...]
SERMON ON SUNDAY
Posted by geopou on January 26th, 2012
I was asked to preach in church during a Sunday Service … My sermon was as follows: Dear Brothers and Sisters !!!!! Today I want to talk about a Piece of MEAT. THAT Piece of MEAT !!!!!!
