I. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. II. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
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Before and after marriage!
Posted by papakos on January 19th, 2011
1. Moving In Before Before she moves in, she wears teddies and suspenders, and you hold your farts in until she leaves the room; she’s a gorgeous sex kitten and you tell her so; you’re so sweet and adorable, and blow jobs follow ambient dinners like a fine port. After After she moves in, she [...]
New dog breeds recognized
Posted by axavasma on January 16th, 2011
The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC: Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up easy for transporting Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up alot
Sexy diets
Posted by euclediz on January 13th, 2011
We do a lot of annoying and difficult things to loose weight. There are some though that are a lot more fun that eating salad all day! Undressing her With her will ………………………………………. 12 Calories Without her will………………………………….. 187 Calories
10 Ways to close the flipdoor of the cd
Posted by papakos on January 13th, 2011
1-How the secretary does: Remove the cup of coffee from the door and then shout for technical assistance. 2-How the hacker does: Go to website http://www.allthegoods.com, find related program, download it, download the crack too of the http://www.crack4all.pir and install.
Been in college too long…
Posted by LoisLou on January 13th, 2011
…You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends. It starts getting late on the weeknights.
The perfect day for a woman!!!
Posted by papakos on January 13th, 2011
8.15: Awakening to caresses and kisses 8.30: It weighs 2 pounds less than the previous day 8.45: Breakfast in bed with freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants. Opening gifts chosen by the noble companion
Marriage advice from kids
Posted by admin on January 3rd, 2011
How do you decide who to marry? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. [...]
Thanks for your educational emails
Posted by admin on December 21st, 2010
I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel. I can’t use the remote in a hotel room because I don’t know what the last person was doing while flipping through the [...]
Real questions of court records
Posted by admin on October 30th, 2010
The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records. Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn’t know anything about it until the next morning? Q: What happened then? A: He told me, [...]
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