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Why Women are the Luckier Sex!
Posted by geopou on January 27th, 2012
Why Women are the Luckier Sex! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses. 3. We never ejaculate prematurely.
Funny Marriage Quotes
Posted by geopou on January 23rd, 2012
FUNNY MARRIAGE QUOTES I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. – David Bissonette –
Is it male or female?
Posted by geopou on January 21st, 2012
Is It Male of Fmae? SWISS ARMY KNIFE — male, because even though it appears Useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just Opening bottles.
If Bill Gates was a redneck
Posted by viki on December 7th, 2011
1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders 2. Instead of an hourglass icon you’d get an empty beer bottle 3. Occasionally you’d bring up a window that was covered with a heftybag 4. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of Ahh-ight or Naaaaa 5. Instead of ta-da the opening sound would be dueling [...]
Best Chuck Norris Jokes
Posted by viki on December 5th, 2011
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. There is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. 2. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. 3. In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth…and Chuck Norris. 4. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Unfortunately Chuck has never [...]
Employee sport preferences
Posted by viki on December 5th, 2011
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America’s recreation preferences. 1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling.
12 Step Program Of Recovery For Web Addicts
Posted by viki on December 4th, 2011
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web. 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3) I will get dressed before noon.
Five reasons to believe computers are female
Posted by viki on November 20th, 2011
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. Even the smallest mistakes are committed to memory.
Language Jokes
Posted by viki on November 20th, 2011
Chinese Eubonics Approach me (Kum Hia) Stupid Fellow (Dum Gai) Small Horse(Tai Ni Poni)
