Oh how your bones creak as you rise from the couch. Or how you make a grunting sound even when no poop comes out.
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Money
Posted by joanna_1985 on June 16th, 2011
It can buy a House But not a Home It can buy a Bed But not Sleep It can buy a Clock
The Cat On Aging
Posted by joanna_1985 on June 3rd, 2011
I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw Oh, my God, what can I do?
My nookie days are over…
Posted by axavasma on January 16th, 2011
My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out. What used to be my sex appeal, is now my water spout. Time was when, of its own accords, from my trousers it would spring.
Strangest case
Posted by admin on September 4th, 2010
Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow who was as pretty as could be.
