Why Women are the Luckier Sex!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
3. We never ejaculate prematurely.
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Why Women are the Luckier Sex!
Posted by geopou on January 27th, 2012
Why Women are the Luckier Sex!
Doctor! Doctor! 30 small jokes
Posted by geopou on January 27th, 2012
Doctor: What seems to be your trouble?
Patient: When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour.
Doctor: Try getting up one hour later.
Doctor (to the patient): Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you
take it?
Patient: Yes, sir. But I did not drink it.
Doctor: Why?
Patient : (Pointing to the bottle) : Because it is written on the label:
Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.
Secret of Kissing
Posted by geopou on January 26th, 2012
Secret of Kissing
Great Breath – This is very important. Make sure you brush your teeth before going out on your date. There is nothing worse thankissing someone with bad breath. If your date consists of having something to eat before the actual kiss, make sure you have a mint on hand to take right after you finish eating. Don’t take the mint just before the kiss or chew on gum. You don’t want to have something in your mouth when you kiss. Moist Lips – You want your lips to be slightly moist when you kiss. Run your tongue over your lips once before you kiss. Don’t wear lip gloss because that tends to make the kiss too gooey.
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SERMON ON SUNDAY
Posted by geopou on January 26th, 2012
I was asked to preach in church during a Sunday Service …
My sermon was as follows:
Dear Brothers and Sisters !!!!!
Today I want to talk about a Piece of MEAT.
THAT Piece of MEAT !!!!!!
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The reason for the sinking of Concordia
Posted by geopou on January 25th, 2012
We have ask the captain and the captain says that the reason is…
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Funny Marriage Quotes
Posted by geopou on January 23rd, 2012
FUNNY MARRIAGE QUOTES
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of
chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
– David Bissonette –
Is it male or female?
Posted by geopou on January 21st, 2012
Is It Male of Fmae?
SWISS ARMY KNIFE — male, because even though it appears
Useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just
Opening bottles.
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